I’ve been dating someone for about a month. He’s handsome, nice, and absolutely smitten with me. I broke a rule. I let him come into my home. Not a good idea, as he has become a bit too comfortable in my lair, and all I can think about is when is he going to leave. It’s him, but it’s me. Mostly me. Because I opened myself up to him, I then became scared and now I want to bail. I am out of here in 3 weeks, but I don’t think I can wait that long. Little things about him are making me miserable and crazy.
He talks too much.
He talks too fast.
He interrupts…often.
He talks too much about his glory days on South Beach (yawn).
He wants to see me all the time.
He wants me to meet his mother.
He is suffocating me.
I literally fee like I can’t breathe.
His biggest crime? He’s not the Italian. Sigh.
6 responses so far ↓
Susan Mercedes // June 10, 2009 at 12:18 am |
Is this the one that used your bathroom? Yeah, I’d say dump him. Alone is better than a suffocating stinker.
Amy // June 10, 2009 at 12:24 am |
He is, as a matter of fact. The guy craps in my bathroom the first time he comes over. When I asked him why he couldn’t crap before he came over, he said I have a hang up about pooping. WTF? He is so done.
FFG // June 11, 2009 at 1:23 pm |
Yes, he sounds too comfortable in your place. Are there any guys that are worth it out there? I am thinking that the answer is No.
Amy // June 11, 2009 at 2:44 pm |
FFG – It seems like there’s 1 prince for every 30 frogs. The odds are not good, and the goods are definitely odd.
Funny enough, the Italian turned out to be the prince, disguised as a frog.
Pants // June 16, 2009 at 4:30 pm |
I was just wondering if he is the pooper, HA!
Glory days talk and suffocating? Sounds like someone is about to get kicked to the curb…
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